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“I’m sorry, Jack. But I’m not your slave. Love’s not my religion. I don’t wait, I don’t hope, and I don’t believe. I’m free; I take. Yo puedo y tu no, I can and you can’t. That’s how I live. And the Madonna, Ochún, she heard my prayer, she made you mine.”
A straight-laced gringo is picked up by a free-spirited chica in Havana, and she takes him for a wild ride across modern Cuba in a 1958 Aztec red Cadillac Brougham Eldorado convertible - an odyssey that brings them face-to-face with hurricanes, Santeria and their hidden selves.
Cuba Libre is a kinky off-kilter love-story and a crazy adventure thriller. But most of all it is simply the incredible tale of a gringo, a chica, a Caddy & a goddess…
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Cuba Libre
The Big Pretend
Meet Willy Whale, a deadbeat Hollywood private eye, and the victim of a cruel cosmic prank when he discovers a severed human nose in his Down&Up "Double Trouble" burger. Willy’s investigates and discovers a mysterious serial killer is terrorising Hollywood, and the terrible price Tinseltown's top "players" pay for their fame. Then Willy's story gets really weird.
The Big Pretend is an unforgettable modern day Raymond Chandler detective novel, flavoured with a dash of Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, and spiced with a sprinkle of Richard Adams’ Dirk Gently, and accompanied with a chaser of Doctor Faustus. Partake responsibly.
The Second Coming, a sequel to The Big Pretend is in the works!
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The Book of Life is written with an alphabet of only four letters, A, T, G, and C. Yet these four letters repeated in endless combinations are enough to spell out the recipes for every life form on Earth. Even that for a big-headed ape who calls himself Homo sapiens sapiens - "thought thinking man."
So just imagine what mind-boggling beasts could be created using all twenty-six letters of the alphabet! Here, in this seminal work of "monkey lit", are the weird and wonderful tales of the beasts created not by Mother Nature or by Charles Darwin, but by our own collective fears and fantasies.
Because where imagination intersects with reality absolutely anything is possible. A monkey with a typewriter can even write a book!
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The Book Of Fantastical Animals
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Warning: Poetry!
(33) Moments of Anna is an R-rated screenplay in verse for an experimental movie that will never be made - unless you screen it in your mind’s eye.
In its thirty-three moments it tells the story of a love-affair between a film director and an actress in Hollywood - where love is just the price you pay to get some fame.
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A Dog In Front Of The World
This book is a work in progress - a collection of short stories (for adults) which I will add to whenever I get the time. Given how long this might take at the current rate of progress, I wanted to let these mutts loose to roam the world rather than keep them chained up any longer in my basement. A couple of them are gruesome and misshapen mongrels, to tell the truth, but I still hope they’ll find a loving home!
Contents (so far): The Curious Case of the Skull in a Hat-Box, Concerning the English, Pitt's Paradox, God of Ants, The Resurrection of Alfred E., An American Masterpiece, Insomnia
